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ghc: While i was walking home I found a fucking half empty...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:32:55 -0400

While i was walking home I found a fucking half empty carton of chocolate milk on the side of the road and I’m still not over it

hungwy: sapphic-matriarchy: hungwy: friska-freak: nogirlfriend: *spins my clothes in a wet...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:31:40 -0400

hungwy:

sapphic-matriarchy:

hungwy:

friska-freak:

nogirlfriend:

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

Three kinds of people

Im actually two of these people

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:31:13 -0400

protowilson: heartbeat-of-leafy-limbs: PHILIPPE ROUSSEAU Still...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:30:23 -0400

protowilson:

heartbeat-of-leafy-limbs:

PHILIPPE ROUSSEAU Still Life with Cheese and Magpie [1883]

Two of my favourites… cheese and a bird behaving bastardly!

lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain? a clown...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:57:37 -0400

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?

a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out

max garcia here gets it

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:57:20 -0400

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:57:01 -0400

destinydiamante: elliebeanz: morrison ↓ i’m ……speechless

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:56:54 -0400

destinydiamante:

elliebeanz:

morrison ↓

i’m ……speechless

beachgothgay: For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:56:42 -0400

beachgothgay:

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:55:48 -0400

yang-ciao-long: Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang are nerd, prep, goth and jock solidarity respectively

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:53:54 -0400

yang-ciao-long:

Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang are nerd, prep, goth and jock solidarity respectively

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:53:18 -0400

konkeydongcountry: jimmybobjames: konkeydongcountry: jimmybobjames: konkeydongcountry: i’m sick...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:52:32 -0400

konkeydongcountry:

jimmybobjames:

konkeydongcountry:

jimmybobjames:

konkeydongcountry:

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

but didn’t that already happen?

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

binches: avvocarlo: dark garfield he’s so fucking hot

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:52:19 -0400

binches:

avvocarlo:

dark garfield

he’s so fucking hot

tigerator: microsoft called it the xbox one because they wanted people to refer to it as “the one”,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:51:36 -0400

tigerator:

microsoft called it the xbox one because they wanted people to refer to it as “the one”, which was entirely marketing shit to make people want to buy xbox instead of playstation. certain lets players at the time that microsoft endorsed started calling it “the one” as well, to try and get that to catch on.

anyway, everyone said “that’s a stupid name” and then called it the x-bone

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:50:08 -0400

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:49:57 -0400

religiousmom: im funnier online where I can’t stutter

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:49:33 -0400

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

pulpfanfiction: nayx: Print it. Fuck it. am i supposed to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:48:41 -0400

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it. Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

acourtofwhitesandracism:I’m sorry but homophobia and racism aren’t opinions

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:48:30 -0400

acourtofwhitesandracism:

I’m sorry but homophobia and racism aren’t opinions