While i was walking home I found a fucking half empty carton of chocolate milk on the side of the road and I’m still not over it
*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*
While i was walking home I found a fucking half empty carton of chocolate milk on the side of the road and I’m still not over it
*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*
in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece
In my house its called laundry! Thank you!
Three kinds of people
Im actually two of these people
PHILIPPE ROUSSEAU Still Life with Cheese and Magpie [1883]
Two of my favourites… cheese and a bird behaving bastardly!
wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?
a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out

max garcia here gets it